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Bloody Mary Expertise

How to become a certified Bloody Mary expert, in 3 steps:

How to become known as a Bloody Mary expert:

Step 1: Write the official ranking of the Top 10 Bloody Marys in Brooklyn

Step 2: Accept the invitation to become a "Celebrity Guest Judge" at the Brooklyn Bloody Mary Festival.

Step 3: Mention this any time you are even near a Bloody Mary for the rest of your life, alienating all friends and family members